You know the feeling. Complete strangers decide to chat and usually you just hit block or ignore, but NO… not this time!
Just to illustrate how crazy Joshua Corliss is – I just HAD to post a Skype conversation he had with some random person. I should mention that I work with Joshua and he makes me want to throw things at him sometimes but he is a wicked talented designer. So… I GUESS he’s okay in my book.
He said this is the single most exciting thing that happened to him on Skype. So Enjoy!
[2:34:33 PM] Natalia says: how r u?
[2:36:42 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: superb, who are you and why should I care?
[2:36:57 PM] Natalia says: i clickeed u by chance, did it bother u?
[2:37:17 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: what are the chances of you clickign on my name?
[2:37:34 PM] Natalia says: nothing
[2:38:05 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: nothign didn’t answer my question
[2:38:18 PM] Natalia says: what do u wanna tell u?
[2:38:43 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: i can tell myself anything i want
[2:39:02 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: and usually do, the question IS what do you want to tell me, considering you are the one whom clicked my name
[2:39:09 PM] Natalia says: u r so strong, where r u from?
[2:39:30 PM] Natalia says: r u asian?
[2:39:33 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: negative
[2:39:45 PM] Natalia says: american?
[2:39:55 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: indeed
[2:40:17 PM] Natalia says: answer me
[2:40:28 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: i said indeed
[2:40:30 PM] Natalia says: u r complicated
[2:40:38 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: i am a multi celled organism
[2:40:44 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: by nature im complex
[2:41:23 PM] Natalia says: what does celled mean?
[2:42:57 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: cellular structure
[2:43:03 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: the human chemical make-up
[2:43:25 PM] Natalia says: what did u mean with that?
[2:43:29 PM] Natalia says: make it easy
[2:44:07 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: the human body is constructed of billions upon billions of tiny organisms, called cells.
[2:44:22 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: it is this chemical make-up that builds the human character
[2:44:33 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: that being said, i’m a complex organism
[2:44:38 PM] Natalia says: yes, but i think u r diffiult
[2:44:43 PM] Natalia says: ddifficult
[2:44:49 PM] Natalia says: r u a doctor?
[2:45:25 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: i should be, but alas I am not
[2:45:41 PM] Natalia says: how old r u?
[2:46:11 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: old enough to make a living legally
[2:46:23 PM] Natalia says: answer me
[2:46:37 PM] Natalia says: u r a little carazy
[2:46:41 PM] Natalia says: crazy
[2:46:41 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: agreed.
[2:49:03 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: ok, so we’re done than?
[2:49:16 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: thanks for your time, it’s been a great experience.
19 Comments
It’s always fun to chat with little lol-quoters. I have had my own share of such conversations.
One of my examples – http://rutsum.com/mhmm
“[2:36:42 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: superb, who are you and why should I care?”
Sounds like something I’d say too
LOL!!!!!
nice blog.
come by mine, it may not be this funny tho… Im a student in Ai Fl, from Caracas Venezuela. And Flash Designer/Developer at media 8 and my blog is about my learnings and playing around with flash
http://blog.iamgoose.com
Natalie is a Turing Bot.
The Turing Test is a scientific measurement used to determine if Artificial Intelligence has been achieved. The goal is for a person to be able to talk to a machine without being able to detect that it is not human.
Turing bots are chat bot programs designed to pass the Turing Test. The bot starts conversations with randomly selected users. The best bots learn from each conversation.
If you find this interesting, Wikipedia has a great article titled “Chatterbots”.
This is one of the best transcripts that I’ve seen from a chatter bot so far. Thanks for the laugh!
ROFL! That’s brilliant. Though that’s one of the wild ways to start your weekend.
What a deep and constructive conversation
At least, she learnt something
fred dibnah – another brain surgeon. Sorry for dissing your sister
[2:40:30 PM] Natalia says: u r complicated
[2:40:38 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: i am a multi celled organism
[2:40:44 PM] [ jayemsee™ ] says: by nature im complex
LLLLLLLLLLLOL
hahaha, simply amazing! Maybe not that simple for Natalia
I don’t get it. What’s so great about it? What isn’t great? Is everything great then?
Ever considered adding this to http://bash.org ?
It’s brilliant! 
That’s so great. Maybe I should start chatting some of these idiots that random chat me on skype purely for entertainment value.
Gotta love Skype spam chatters.
LOL.
Classic LOL
The multi celled organism explanation was particularly funny. I hope he got a number.
Funny. I love IM:)
definately the best thing of the day, so far for me.
Haha! The ending just kills me.
Had some similar conversation, from then in stealth mode at skype…
you can tell it’s Friday!
that’s great : D